Valentine’s Day (2/14), My Anniversary (2/20), and My Birthday (3/3) are all approaching. So the question is, why are there still gifts on my wishlist, and why haven’t you flooded my box with tributes/gift cards? Must I constantly remind you of your incompetence?

Wishlist
Gift Cards brattycashprincess@gmail.com
Tributes

That’s all!

I’m sitting here wondering why I still have gifts on my wishlist. Christmas is approaching. You have like 10 days to show me your devotion, and 8 gifts are sitting on my list collecting dust? I’m not happy! Of course 27 has been on the ball. That should go without being said, but the rest of you slackers need to get with it! PRONTO, motherfuckers!

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS and be safe! I need to protect my investments

Tah tah for now!

After having my wishlist cleared not to long ago, (I think like 2 months ago?) I’m back at it again! This time there’s only 2 items left before it’s cleared. Weeee! 27, cb, dallas hope and reborntoserve have done their parts at getting the items down to 2. I can’t wait until it’s clear! I have OCD with that damn list! MUST… CLEAR… IT – NOW!!!

No one became “The Biggest Loser” technically. One of my boys cb went crazy the other night sending Amazon gift card after gift card. Totalling $1675 in 3 hours. Yummmmy! So I guess he’s somewhat the biggest loser? Not quite. I wanted $1000 in it’s entirety on one gift card. BOOM! Just like that! You all failed! BLEH! Pathetic in my beautiful eyes. Ingrates!

That same day, slutsteven paid my $200 phone bill, and another boy sent me $100 (cheap ass needs a name) before “company” came knocking (I think he’s married and doesn’t want to admit it). This was all in one day – mind you! The day before that 27 sent his weekly tribute of $250.

Last Monday, the same cheap ass logged on to give me $50, he said he bought me some shiny outfits (not on my wishlist). I’ll take pictures of those when they get in. From Sept. 28th until today he totals $450. How lame is THAT? He’s going to have to work harder to keep my attention.*yawn*

I need you to understand that when I tell you I’ve prepared for the full moon. I mean it! I tweeted that we shall see what joy it will bring me. Well you can see for yourself. When I get my mojo working, there’s no turning back for you. (pictures below)

So, what’s been going on? Well, I’m pretty sure I adopted the kitten from hell. He jumped on my NEW laptop’s monitor and knocked it down off my lap. I now have a white cracked screen with horizontal and vertical lines. YAY KITTY! *sarcasm* Thank goodness for warranties. It will be shipped off tomorrow for repairs. In the meantime, I’m on my pc bound to my desk. Thanks a lot kitty! Not to mention he pissed on my new rug 3x’s. I had to throw it out. Rugs are NOT cheap! I planned on giving him away, but the little fucker sweet talked me into keeping him. Damn con-artist! But as far as I’m concerned he’s on probation.

The weekend before Halloween, my gf and I will be visiting NY. Last year we went to some spooky haunted houses. That was very fun. So here’s the story about that:

We all went out Friday & Saturday night. Friday night was a group of 11 (my gf’s friends). We went out to King’s Dominion. It’s an amusement park & they had like 9 haunted houses to visit. I was having a great time with the group that rode in my car, but when the other 5 people FINALLY met up with us, I started getting annoyed. We took a group picture in one of the haunted houses. I was the ONLY one NOT smiling. Go figure! Instead of just seeing the haunted houses, they wanted to ride on the rides, eat funnel cake, watch the corny dance shows & it was wayyyyyyyy too cold for that! I just wanted to visit the haunted houses and leave. I hate being cold! Saturday night it was just my gf & I. We visited a farm that set up a haunted forest & hayride. I ended up seeing my friend whom I used to go to the gym with everyday. I haven’t seen her in a year (long story). We ended up just being a group of 5 (she had her new boy toy (she’s a serial dater) & his best friend with her). That was actually really fun. It was corny & I jumped ONCE (I don’t get scared easily. I usually laugh at the lame attempts). But my friend’s boyfriend left us on purpose trying to be funny. My girlfriend & friend are the two biggest scaredy cats I’ve ever met, so I ended up just leading them. They were screaming and falling everywhere. Like the stupid chicks in the movies that make you scream at the TV. One actor in a funny costume touched my gf. Like literally just put his hand on her, and she SCREAMED like he was going to kill her. She said, “he touched me!” I keep repeating that over and over to make fun of her. You just had to hear it! Usually on these haunted events the actors don’t touch you, but on the hayride they were touching people so I didn’t know if they were going to touch us in the forest, so when I took lead I was yelling at them not to touch me. I don’t like that! Spook me, yes… touch me, NO! The last part of the forest a guy jumped out with a chainsaw & my girlfriend and friend took off running/screaming. I’m not stupid, I ran with them! I wasn’t going to be left behind. You know the black person is always the first to die in those scary movies, LOL.

Since Halloween is my grandmother’s birthday, we’re going to take her out to eat. My gf is a big FOODIE! She watches the Food Network like we’re not paying for the big cable package that she just HAD to have! *rolls eyes* Therefore, we’re going on a “food tour” when we get there. We’ll be visiting places that have been featured on the Food Network. Mind you, she made this food tour up herself. It’s not like one of those events with tour guides. She set up times, places, etc. I can’t remember, which places though. Honestly, I can really care less. That’s HER thing! But you should have seen how her eyes lit up with excitement talking about it. It sounded like the parents in peanuts to me though, womp womp womp wommmmp - lol. I know one place is called “Big Gay Ice Cream”. Of course that’s the ONLY place the homo remembers, right? She just added in Chez Josephine. She knows how much I LOVE Josephine Baker. I forced her to watch ”The Josephine Baker Story” several times. Two of the children from her rainbow tribe decided to open a restaurant dedicated to her, and yayyyy! I’m going! Now, where is my banana skirt? This greedy mofo over here probably ate it! UGHH!!

Also while in NY I plan to visit a very high Wiccan priestess. Could I mention her by name? Yes! Will I? No! Let’s just put it this way, more boys will resist less. *raises an eyebrow and smiles*. Oh joy!

Here’s a display of your weaknesses for me. Weakness on film, cute!:

Sulfur, Sweater (27)

Stockings, Leggings (27)

Knives, Coffee Grinder, Coconut Oil, Picture Hanging Kit (27)

Bra (slutsteven)

Bra (slutsteven), Stevia, Ayn Rand Books *2*, JLO perfume AGAIN (cat broke the first bottle), Some witchy shit (27)

Flash, Flash Softbox, Thigh Wrap *second*, Stockings, Upholstery Nails, Essential Oils *2*, Nail Polish (27)

10lb Soy Wax (27)

500 candle wicks (27)

Console Table (27)

Candle Book, Ab Toner (reborntoserve), Conditioner (dallashope), Batteries, & Flash Card (27)

Bathing Suit (27), Vitamins (Gift Card Purchase), Essential Oils & Leave In Cream (reborntoserve)

Kitty Sifting Bags (reborntoserve)

Votive Candle Holders (dallas hope)

from cb

from cb

from cb

from cb

from cb

from cb

This could be good,
For you and I – both
It should be a criminal offense to deny me
Like lying under oath

With my goal in mind and set into motion
It’s painless I swear.
The influence I have over you…
It’s really unfair.
Oh, but the gratification you’ll feel…
Like walking on air.

I won’t be mad if you feel obliged to beat another boy to his task
It’s his fault anyway
He missed out on the opportunity
Now, it’s our part to enforce our unity
I’ve developed an acquired immunity for wanks
Don’t forget to bow before me
And don’t  forget to say your thanks!

I strengthen your weaknesses
I break down the barrier of each one
Squeezing your wallet tightly
So it won’t be able to run

I know just what to do
With the power and strength I have over you.
Watching the amounts grow
All the cash you’ll soon quickly blow
You already know, how the story goes
Surrender yourself now
Your fate has already been proposed

You’re in trouble
So prepare for the ride
A fool and his money
Will soon quickly divide