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The Lewinsky scandal reiterated, & the TOP 5!

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

The weekend has arrived! *screams like Justin Bieber just came out to perform* For most people that means, “PARRRRRR-TAY!” For me that means relaxation time. I’m not a party girl. Although I do recall some moments, *cough* or not recall some moments of wild outbursts (dancing on bars, making out with random chicks and such), but that’s either here nor there! My girlfriend got a text message from one of our mutual friends, who went out to the club. She decided to wear the dress she was so excited about! She was having a good time while dancing with some boys.

*Side Note* I do NOT, nor will I probably ever dance with a guy in the club! It’s GROSS!! They just want to rub their nasty little pricks on some random chick’s ass! They can dance with me… FROM A DISTANCE!! From across the room, they can pretend their dancing with me! The only time you will catch me dancing with a guy at the club is, IF HE’S GAY!! Chances are I’m either dancing with a girl, (which is FUN might I add *winks*) OR I’m dancing by myself!! I actually have waaaaay more fun dancing by myself than with other people. I will find a mirror in a heartbeat, and start seducing myself without a care! You can look all you want to, but you BET NOT come behind me tryna grind! OH NO!! I give those boys the DEATH STARE! I instantly stop dancing, look them up, like “bitch PLEASE!” Then down like, ”walk AWAY!” Then continue to stare in their face like I smelled shit, until they just move on to the next bubble butt chick. I’ll act like nothing ever happened and continue dancing, by my GOT DAMN SELF! Forreal ;) *End Note*

Back to the friend, she probably was dancing all freak nasty with some guy! She said he made this grunt noise, she turned around to look and he had his dick out! She touched her ass and had cum all over her dress. I’m sorry, but you know I threw my head back and laughed right? Friend or NOT! I wasn’t holding that in for nothing! I said to my girlfriend, lap dances at the strip club are like $20, this mofo got off for FREE!!! DUMB CHICKS!

Speaking of dumb chicks and strip clubs, this chick on niteflirt had to feel my “mean streak” fury. I sent out my paid mails, and get this reply from a female (I could tell by the name). I immediate had my face all set like, “what does THIS bitch want?” I read the email and she replied saying, “Send it to someone else, because I don’t want ya!” Umm… that comment made my blood feel like it was boiling! #1 STANK HOE, I don’t want ya either. #2 In order for you to get my paid mails, that means you clicked on one of my buttons. #3 If you clicked on one of my buttons, and you’re not a sub, then that means you were being a NOSEY STANK HOE. My reply? Subject: Ok so how about this… Body: Since you “don’t want me”. YOU stop clicking on my links, and then you won’t get anymore of my email notifications!! How about that!! Quit being a nosey, stalking hoe and take your ass back to the strip club and lose some weight while you’re at it. BYEEEE!!! *BLOCKED*

I’m so sick of these chicks. If they aren’t copying me, they’re trying to talk shit. Bitch, you’re GOING to RESPECT me! I’ve been in this game, way before they posted the bulletin on the strip club news board that had all the chickens flocking online!

How you gone be talkin’ shit?
You act like I just got up in it
Been the number one diva in this game for a minute – (Beyonce)

Seriously, if you’re going to copy me, I’m going to need you to apologize if you get caught and not get all defensive. All of this, NO PERMISSION, NO ASKING! Bitch cut me a damn check! I want my royalties!!! All of this right-click, copy, paste and putting your name on it, has got to stop! I WANT MY DAMN ROYALITIES!

@RevRunWisdom: Be yourself, everyone else is already taken! – (Wilde)

This rant inspired my TOP 5 Reasons these hoes need to have a seat! So here goes…

Top 5 – HOE HAVE A SEAT!

#5 – If you’re unoriginal, and are a duplication expert, HOE HAVE A SEAT! There are some girls, especially on clips4sale that will see a clip idea that you’ve done and decide… “hmmm, I like that!” They then shoot the exact same clip, and broadcast it as if their own original idea. SITCHOASS! It’s one thing to be inspired, but to blatantly copy is just downright infringement!  

#4 – If you have to read from a script when domming, then I’m going to need you to more convincing! HOE PLEASE HAVE A SEAT! There have been some girls posting videos on YouTube. They are so damn monotone, and you can see their eyes going left to right. It’s almost like you want them to keep going, because it’s pure COMEDY! SITCHOASS, but no seriously, keep recording, I can use a good laugh!

#3 – If you have to steal boys from another domme, because she is getting BANK! HOE HAVE A SEAT! This is just a pathetic action on your part! If you can’t find boys of your own, I suggest you get offline! If she’s getting money from a boy that doesn’t mean, you can do the same!! *sings* Broke bitches… BE QUIET! Paid bitches… MAKE NOIIIIISE!!

#2 – If you have to hang sheets on your windows for “curtains”, I suggest you stop lying to everyone on the internet how “spoiled” you are by your boys. HOE HAVE A SEAT! SITCHOASS! And PLEASE STOP LYIIIINN!!! You know we can see your background right? As a female, I’m going to analyze EVERRRYTHING!! The boys might be looking at tits and ass, but I’m checking out what’s in the background!

#1 – If you have a big ass HOLE in your wall, in your prior clips and then try to cover it up with a POSTER in your more recent clips, I suggest you take down the text in your store that says you’re a “money hungry domme”! HOE HAVE A SEAT and call someone to fix your fucking WALL! These bitches never cease to amaze me!! *side note* I was like WOWW!! RRRREALLY?!?! Big ass fonts in her store talking about money hungry princess spoiled etc.

*BONUS* If you have dirty laundry in your room, PLEASE!! DO NOT make a clip standing next to it!! Doing all kinds of acrobats and up and down booty motions like we can’t see the dirty laundry beside you! You could have picked another spot to film, boo! Hoe PLEASE have a seat!

Dear lord please give these chicks a clue AMEN

The boy that I played the gift game with just messaged me and said that, “I’m nice” to him BAHAHAHA! Yes, I’m nice because I take from you and you thank me!! Yesterday, onlygood4$ signed online and sent me $225 and I only spoke to him 30 minutes because we both had to go. I think his week total is $1450? Hmm.. bleh! tah tah for now!

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whoa! Princess did an update? LMFAO

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

It’s been a while… well, longer than a while, since I’ve posted here. Did I abandon the site? Yea, pretty much. I’m not gonna lie. It’s not like I’ve been completely MIA though. You fucktards already know I update my clips4sale store pretty often. I was also updating my YouTube channel frequently until recently, when it got shut down (hi hater!! I see you!). I made my announcement that I have MySpace and twitter some time ago. I’ve been reading/replying/networking with MySpace daily after creating it, and twitter has pretty much taken over my life! I pretty much wake up, twitter… take a break, twitter… sleep, TWITTER!! LOL, I’m constantly updating that damn thing! I’ve made a few close connections too. I just don’t have that advantage here, with my journal. You all know I pretty much stay to myself, in my own world, and doing my own thing. I think it’s about that time to start making some noise, don’t you? With that in mind, I’ve just been more social… sometimes TOO social! Some boredom and curiosity has been cured with “Domme gossip” or just talk about whatever. I’ve been so out of the social loop, I guess I’m making up for it all. Just after writing that, I reflected back to high school. I pretty much was the same way there, “quiet and to myself, doing my own thing”. Senior year, I finally decided to make some “noise” and get “social”… Boy oh boy!! Was that a mistake? I literally remember telling my teacher I had visions of picking up chairs and swinging my former colleagues over their backs until the chair broke (yea, we already know I have anger issues… don’t act so surprised!). I’ve never really had friends quite honestly, women always get jealous of me and we’ll end up enemies. ESPECIALLY black women! Do I care how you feel about what I’m saying? No, but this is how I feel so I’m writing. I’ve always been “different” and honestly most black people are too narrow-minded to understand that I’m not trying to be something that I’m not… I’m being who I am! People aren’t always as open-minded as one wishes they could be. That’s why when finally, “coming out” to former colleagues, my senior year, all hell broke loose! The same girls that have been getting changed with me in the locker room the past 2 years decided that I shouldn’t be in there when they all decided to change. This is all being said for a reason, it’s why I held back from being social. Well, hopefully twitter isn’t like high school (foreshadowing?), but it has its moments. As of right now I’m having a happy ole time on Twitter so follow me!!

What’s been going on with me? Where do I begin? It’s been THAT long. Let’s see… Lots of tributes, gifts, videos, and trueatm sent me and my girlfriend to Puerto Rico. My girlfriend and I celebrated another month together there back in Dec. It was her surprise for her birthday/another month together/winter break/Christmas present. We had SUCH a GREAT time!! We did couple’s massage in a cabana by the pool, went down to Old San Juan to see the old forts/town, horseback riding on the beach and in the Bermuda triangle (my horse was a bad fucker btw, LOL… I sure do miss him though *sigh*), ate SO much rice/beans and amarillos, and soaked in the sun on the beach daily. We stayed like almost a week, and I want to go back SO BADLY!!! CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!!!! The cab rides were $20 each way, and those fuckers don’t even take the scenic route! Our tour guide told us to start taking the bus, which was $.75 vs the $20. By that time we had already spent $200 in cab rides, so we were grateful to have extra spending/shopping money. The bus takes a more scenic route and showed us places we wouldn’t have ever gotten to see with those dumb ass taxis. We learned the city like we were locals (sorta LOL). I also did a photo shoot while there. There’s a sneak peek of that on my twitter background. I can go on and on and on about all the exciting stuff that happened in Puerto Rico. I really enjoyed myself, and my girlfriend felt like she was dreaming. She still doesn’t believe we went, but she had a great time also. We didn’t do any nightlife things, we were just mainly relaxing.

I just drew a complete blank… I’m gonna say tah tah for now losers and start writing here again more often. V-Day is coming up! *rolls eyes* and This month will actually be a year with my girlfriend *nods slowly*… tah tah for now losers!

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right to the point…

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

I added some more auctions boy toys!! Go bid! Did you see how much my sissy kit went for?! BAHAHAHA $1000!! Nope, that’s not a typo! ONE THOUSAND DOLLARDS!! You read correct. So, do what you need to do and BID!!!

I tried watching the Vampire Dvd’s I received from happy dork only to find out that either my dvd player doesn’t play Blu-ray or I need to download something for it. Well, I’m not about to sit trying to figure it out! I want a new dvd player… pronto! Get on it, lu-zahss!! Send amazon gc’s. Speaking of amazon, did you see how quickly my wishlist recovered? HAHA I’ve added more yummy things for me to have. Click click, spend spend!!

I haven’t been keeping notes on things to write, but I’ll try to go off memory and we know how THAT goes!! LOL Oh wellll!! This new boy, came around and sent me $175 via my processor. He’s weak for my shiny clothing, so I added a bunch more for him and you to buy off my amazon. I should be receiving those items soon. Which means more delightful eye candy in videos. So far, he has potential. That’s the only thing that stands out in my mind as of right now.

I’m gonna end this blog now. I’ll remind myself to keep notes of stories, but right now I’m editing a new hypno video. I’m sure you boys will enjoy this one. I’m very excited about it… anyways, tah tah for now losers!

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reporting in tributes

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

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Hello boys! I don’t have very much to write about. I have some tributes to report though. Let’s just jump right into it, and if I can remember anything else I’ll write it. There’s nothing on my list that’s interesting or funny… there’s 1 story but blah! Ok, tributes… bigguysmallfry sent me $250 on 8.24. tom hoot sent $50 on 8.30. (he’s so lame!) some random annoying German guy came about and sent me $55 on 9.01 then ran away cuz “his girlfriend came home”… happy dork sent $375 via my processor on 9.02. njboy sent $200 on 9.05. bigguysmallfry sent $300 9.08 at midnight again and then threw a little fit because he’s apparently sent me like $1k/week LOL. He signed off all pissy and I texted him not to ever sign off like that again, because it is his HONOR to send me these monies!! He apologized and sent me $75 for forgiveness yesterday and happy dork surprised me by buying all the movies off my wishlist (loverboy, true blood season 1, and weird science). That’s all folks! I’m gonna start on my day… hopefully, with some funny stories to report. Tah tah for now losers!

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midnight…

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

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First thing’s first! Here are the pictures of my gifts, with descriptions.

Corset from happydork

corset from happydork

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swimsuit from happydork, top dvd's from candycoatedpig, bottom dvd from my girlfriend, shampoo purchased w/ giftcard

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shoes from candycoatedpig, leave in condition purchased w/ giftcard

 Now onto a cute story… I was walking around in the neighborhood, when all of a sudden I heard a person scream, “OWWWWW!!!” I looked and it was just some guys staring at me, so I rolled my eyes and kept walking. Then one guy started singing, “You knock me off of my feet now baby… OOOOOOH!!!” After that, all of his friend decided to join in and sing along with him, “The way you make me feeeeeel!!” You know, the Michael Jackson song. I thought it was the cutest thing ever! I’m usually very mean and defensive especially when guys start hitting on me. It’s just very annoying, because I get hit on so many times in a day. There isn’t much anyone can say or do that someone else hasn’t said or done prior, but this was just TOO cute and no one has done that. I couldn’t help but laugh as I walked away to my destination.

Now onto a sad story… Remember how a couple of post before, when I was talking about how I don’t like people coming up behind me without announcing themselves? How dude almost got pepper sprayed? Well, a couple of weeks ago I had to go visit my male friend in the hospital because some jerks decided they wanted to mug him & beat him up for his wallet. He’s a ridiculously nice guy, so I just couldn’t imagine what the hell he could have done to deserve that. He leaves work pretty close to midnight, and given a fair fighting situation I’m pretty sure he can hold his own. He doesn’t remember if they had a weapon, but by the looks of his face I’m almost certain they did. Regardless, he’s alive and I’m grateful, but this is a prime example of why I get pissed if people try to get to close to me in the streets. He said one of the guys asked him for the time and he gave it to them. I think they were trying to feel him out, but who knows. I feel like this goes back to some very basic things we learned growing up, “Don’t talk to strangers and be aware of your surroundings at all times.” I know I sound like some one’s mother preaching but it’s the truth. If they’d do it to a guy his size, who’ll stop someone from thinking they can do it to a girl who stands 5′2″? (yea I’m pretty short :P ) Mace might be the solution for me, but I’d be pissed if they got to your money before I did!! lol ok I had to lighten that up some.

Now onto some tribute announcements… nathan who I just named bigguysmallfry,because he’s a big guy with a small d*ck ;) sent me $270 on the 19th. I gave him my number so he could text me and OH GOSH! on the 21st he texted me out of nowhere asking, “did you text me earlier?” He knew damn well I didn’t text him!! That bastard just wanted some attention. Little did that dumbass know I was taking a nap mid-day and his text message woke me up. BOY! Was *I* pissed!?! At first I just simply replied, “no” then went back to sleep… this fucker kept texting and I could no longer fall back asleep. It’s ok, I made him pay for his terrible mistake! He had to send me $300 just for interrupting my slumber, HMPH! FUCK WITH MEEEE!!! He came back for more at midnight. He just can’t resist his beautiful charming Princess, tehe. He paid me another $200, then went off to bed. The next day he signed back online at midnight. Everything was fine, we were actually having a decent conversation. Then all of a sudden the little fucker decided he wanted to post a picture of himself as an avatar on yahoo messenger. OH GOSH!!! It popped up like a bug that you have to swat away! I screamed in HORROR!!! Immediately, I minimized his window. I had to sign back into messenger on my phone just so I couldn’t see it! I was PISSED! I asked him WHY did he post his face on my screen? He apologized and said he didn’t know he was that ugly!! Goodness, if you see him you’ll know exactly what I mean! But I made him send me $150 for hurting my eyes.

Around the time I was shaking off the shock of bigguysmallfry, some random slave messaged me and sent $50 via niteflirt. He told me he found my site and thought I was adorable. He wanted to buy webcam time and I explained to him how that worked. This information is already on my site. If he thought I was SO adorable why didn’t he read? Why did I have to repeat myself? He asked if he should call on niteflirt, and I told him no! Read my site and I was going to go downstairs to handle something and by the time I got back upstairs he should be done reading. Simple right? Well, not for this dumb ass. He asked me a question, which once again was provided on the website. Straight up I said, “This is the second time you asked me something that’s already provided for you! I’m not about to sit in front of my pc at 1am writing shit out that was already provided.” So, (A) by the time I come upstairs he should be done, (B) I said not to call, right? Ok, why did this fucker call me like 5 minutes later? I answered the phone with an attitude, already knowing it was him even though he’s a new random… I just KNEW IT! He stated who he was, and I was like, “I figured that much, but didn’t I tell you not to call? Didn’t I tell you to read my site and by the time I got back upstairs you should be done? Did you read?” He said he never used ticketsclub before and didn’t want to pay for cam through it. I explained to him that ticketsclub has been around for a while. He kept whinning about not wanting to use it, so by this time I had enough and told his ass to GOOGLE IT! and dismissed his ass off my phone! He can’t follow orders, I wasn’t having it! When I got upstairs his IM was blinking on my laptop screen, so I asked if he completed reading. He replied, “I don’t like you” I looked at the message and laughed and replied, “I don’t give a shit!” He didn’t say anything after that but he left a 1 star rating for feedback… womp womp! I guess I’m supposed to cry now? Oh, how will I ever get through my nightly slumber? He obviously DID like me, he stated he adored me… I guess he can’t handle a dominate woman. I guess he was watching the movie, “Enchanted” and thought I’d be as sweet as the Princess in the movie… WRONG! I’m a brat, I’m a bitch and I’m the shit that dreams are made out of!! But this aint candyland, and this aint make believe! So you BETS believe it’s my way or move on! He needs to get over himself, I don’t have time for that shit. I got his $50 + the money from the phone call LOL. Thanxx boo! *winks*

I woke up this morning to a lovely $200 surprise from njboy… weeeee! and bigguysmallfry peeked his head out again, once again at midnight and sent me $100, thanked me for it and told me how good I was to him. I’m going to post a picture of my balance, as proof. I don’t make this shit up, but just in case… hea ya go! I’ve withdrawn some money to my bank account otherwise this balance would be much higher but this is good enough for nosey eyes!

$1400 wire transfer from candycoatedpig

$1400 wire transfer from candycoatedpig

 

part of my balance from tributes

part of my balance from tributes

I’m gonna get some rest. Hopefully, I’ll have a productive day if I attain to my to do list. I need to wake up early, so tah tah for now losers!!

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Long time no post…

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

Get over it! I do what I want! I’ve been keeping a log of topics to touch on, so I won’t say in the middle of the post, “There was something I wanted to say, but I forgot” or “Someone sent a tribute but I forgot”. There are those slaves whom aren’t very memorable so I almost HAVE to keep a log now LOL. So, ugly ass nathan is back, let’s all jump for joy… NOT REALLY! I don’t know what female told him he was attractive but whomever she is played a horrible trick on him. He’s very delusional, he keeps talking about his large “package”… umm, no! I have a picture of him on my pc of his “bigness” and it’s not so big… again! I don’t know what female told him these terrible lies but she needs to stop… RIGHT NOW!

Anyways, nathan sent me $175 on his first day back then “claimed”, his credit card wasn’t working afterwards for more tributes. He has a reputation with me and he knows how much I despise him. Of course, I thought he was full of shit… but turns out he wasn’t. The next day he sent me $125. That totalled at $300 in 2 days. Then he came back on the 12th and sent $175 and then I told him to send more but he was taking forever so I made him send $200 for making me wait…. now we’re at $675. Then the ugly bastard nathan came back at midnight and sent $100 so now $775. After that, we played a game where every reply he sent me in yahoo IM cost him $10. He got to $100 before he escaped LOL so $875 and while I’m typing this blog tonight he just sent me $100 so grand total $975. WOOT! Good little fucker!

Moving onto other tributes, vafetishslut sent me $50 womp womp! I just noticed I renamed him like 3x’s LOL… oh well, happydork sent me $125 tribute via my processor on the 31st and then bought me the GUESS bathing suit that cost $175 from my amazon wishlist. NJboy sent me $200. Then, truatm twirled around in my panties and sent me $170 then paid off my cell phone bill like he was supposed to, because he wanted to buy me a new phone. The cell phone bill totalled $251. Oddly enough, I kinda don’t even like this phone anymore… I want a new one, but I don’t know. I just don’t like the fact that sometimes people will call me sometimes it doesn’t show or won’t ring. Sometimes, I can’t go back in my calling logs the way I want to… hmm maybe I just need to learn how to use it correctly. Who knows!!

Last but not least, candycoatedpig wired $1400 to my bank account… weeeeeeeee! I have some cute and short stories as usual… but I just burned the shit out of my finger making some sweet potatoe fries, so I’m about to wrap this blog up right quick on a good note. My girlfriend and I are like obsessed with Vegan Chinese/Japanese food restaurants. OMGOSH! SO GOOD! I had some teriyaki mock chicken and I swore I was eating chicken. That shit was BANGING! They make everything look/taste real like you’re really eating meat and Chinese/Japanese food. I’m like OBSESSED with these avocado mock sushi rolls, it just taste SO fresh like a party in my mouth. My eyes were rolling in the back of my head, yum! Anywho, I’m gonna post more tomorrow. My finger should be feeling better and I have to post pictures. Tah tah for now losers!

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How you dewin’?

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

LOL… I’m watching the Wendy Williams show don’t mind me. Anyways, much to talk about since my last post. Alot of you enjoyed my story about hard silence and reading. I’m pleased and I did get your emails/offline messages referring to it, even if I didn’t respond I read them. *bats my eyelashes*

Someone stole my movie! Orrrrr I misplaced it! LOL Either way! I want the, “I’m gonna git you sucka” movie off my wishlist!! Cuz I want to watch my favorite part when the girl has cramps and turns into a monster… remember when I posted that youtube clip of it? And dude was screaming like a girl? ROTF Well, I want to watch it! While you’re at it purchase the breakfast club because I’ve never seen it. Another domme and I was talking about it, and when I told her I never seen it she told me I *MUST* see it! I’mma baby! That movie is old, so that’s why I don’t know about it… I think my mother watched it as a teenager or something. *snickles*

So, apparently there’s this discussion about my boobs on my youtube videos. I think the shit is HILARIOUS! I must write Victoria Secret a nice letter, and thank God in a prayer for giving me such lush boobage! Why are they so perky? Well, probably because that’s the only way they know to be, LOL. Seriously, I like almost never take my bra off… not even when I sleep! Ok, moving on!!!!

I went to picked up some more of my lovely gifts. As I was in the parking lot of my building, unloading my gifts to bring home, this guy shouts out from 100 feet away, “You need help with that?” There were some BIG boxes and I had A LOT! But, did he really think I was going to let him help me? Did he really think I was going to let him in my building and into my apartment? Like, wtf was he thinking?!!? He shouts out at me again, “Do you need any help?” I looked at him and rolled my eyes like dude, please! I started arranging the boxes in my car, sorting them in the order I was going to bring them inside. The entire time, I’m thinking “this dude better not come over here bothering me!!” Mind you I’m in the passenger side of my car sorting boxes with my back turned to where he was. All of a sudden I hear a deep voice, VERY CLOSE!!! to me which startled me and I immediately grabbed my mace and was about to aim it at him! He saw it and his eyes got big and he began backing away with the palms of his hands stretched out before me saying, “NO NO!! I just wanted to see if you needed any help, pretty girl! I’m not a criminal!!” I screamed, “Well, announce yourself, don’t come sneaking up behind me like that!!! I DONT NEEEEED YOUR HELP!!!” So, he walked away talking shit, saying my attitude will get me no where in life BAHAHAHAHA! Because the more he kept talking the more I talked back like dude shut your crying the fuck up! I don’t need your help go away! I think he saw a pretty girl and wanted to come to her rescue but… him dunno me berry well!!! BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK!!!! *evil laughs* I get many emails asking if I’m “acting” like a bitch or am I really a bitch in real life… well, this aint an act! I’m really a bitch! and that’s Royal bitch to you!! Dudes eyes was about to be HOT!!! LOL So, today’s lesson boys and girls is to announce yourself before you approach me and my back is turned, because I can be a REAL BITCH! sidenote: Pictures of gifts below.

Someone emailed me and said, “It isn’t fair… I wish I could get all that money and presents for free” BAHAHAHAHAHA Life isn’t fair buddy! Go kick rocks! Moving forward, king lard ass sent me $200 via western union. I sent him a tinkequila cake, it was like it shipped to him over night. Maybe it seemed that way because he lives so close. He messaged me on yahoo about receiving the cake and how good it was. He asked me how much pee was in it. I told him the WHOLE cake! There’s no water in it!! It’s all pee, and a lil alcohol along with the regular cake making ingredients. He was like “the WHOLE THING!! I already ate half of it!” I was like oh welllll!!! taste good, huh? Apparently, later that night he got sick. I think he’s full of shit! Because he was all praising me about how good the cake was then after telling him that there was no water, his stomach starting feeling “bubbly” LOL It’s all psychology of mind. But really, who WOULDN’T get sick after eating a whole cake in 1 sitting? PeePee cake or not!!! Moving along, happy dork sent me $150 via niteflirt. Then I sent him a link to a tight laced corset I wanted. He purchased the corset and thanked me, it and it should be on it’s way to my box really soon it cost $138. I’ve been interested in tight lacing for a while now. I’ve been kind of “prepping” myself for a while now with my Squeem corsets (I have 3 total). Sooo, pretty soon I’ll be tight lacing. I’m going to need a few more tight lacing corsets because I’m supposed to wear them like 22 hours per day, only taking them off for a shower. I’ll probably wear mine for 20 hours per day because I still need to go to the gym. Last but not least for the “gift” paragraph of my blog… I purchased some shampoo on amazon with the balance I had on my giftcard.

My girlfriend and I went rock climbing to celebrate another month together. O-M-G!! Let me tell you!! Girls, I know you lerk my blog… but if you want to get a great work out!! Go rock climbing!!! I was sweating within 5 minutes! When I do cardio or lift weights I never sweat that fast! By the time we were done my whole body felt like I just got out the shower, didn’t dry off, and just put my clothes on. Apparently, my butt looks really cute in a harness, lol. Rock climbing was fun, yet challenging. I’d do it again! I think I got such a great workout because I was up there for so long trying to figure out how to get up or how to get down. I was up on the rock holding on for dear life even though I knew nothing would happen to me, it’s still scary looking 20 feet down or more. The trainer made it seem like going down would be SO easy! Mannn!!! She was like just lay back slightly and hold on to the front part of your rope then push off with your feet and it will let you down easily… BULLSHIT! I was all knocking into rocks and shit. Anyways, it was fun and when we were done I was shaking uncontrollably like I was cold. The next morning, I woke up with my whole right arm being numb and my tits felt like I had 2 bricks laying on my chest. I woke up like “OH SHIT!!! Am I having a stroke!?!! Right sided paralysis!!!! BABY SHAKE MY ARM!!! It won’t mooovvvvve!!!” LOL, later that day (friday) I got my period (plug em up sissies) which explains why my chest looked SO huge!!! and felt SO heavy!

Remember, I said I was giving up meat? Well, I’m not considered a vegetarian. I’m considered a pescetarian, because I still eat seafood. Well, tmi (too much information) or not this is my second month without eating meat, huh? Let’s just say my period is NOT heavy.. it’s like I scraped my damn knee… I was about to go to the doctor before my girlfriend said it maybe because of the diet. I did some research and people have had the same experience, so I think I’m alright. The first day usually is the heaviest… it’s my second day and I’m still very very light. So, wow at this diet… anyways, I’ve typed enough. Tah Tah for now losers! OHHH!! BTW I posted a shit load of auctions on ebanned… so go bid or if you’re a lerker… go look at my new pictures there!


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Princess feelings are hurt…

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

BAHAHA YEA RIGHT! It takes alot to hurt my feelings, and I actually have to care about you in the first place. Quite frankly, I don’t give a fuck! What am I talking about? Hmm.. just the few general idiots I come in contact with. Like the one idiot last night, who said to me, “wow your such a bitch, no wonder your a lesbian” BAHAHAHAHA I can’t breathe from laughing! Ohhh mannn! That’s comedy right there!! Then he proceeded to say, ” i was going to adopt a bill, but ill take my money elsewhere”. Umm… LIE! How do I know this? Because he USED to tribute! Now all he does is pester me, he USED to have a bill adopted but that’s no longer. Then this bastard lied about signing up for a new credit card which was supposed to be, “in my box by now” and didn’t know what the hold up was when I told him it wasn’t there, only to have to break down and tell me he lied about it in the first place… NO SHIT!! REALLY!!?! You think?! LOL I’m such a bitch no wonder why I’m a lesbian? I guess he thinks I can’t get a guy? BAHAHAHAHA I pissed his ass off though. I kept ignoring him. I would only reply, “yes?” when he would message me after that credit card lie shit. Then I’d let him type to himself. He tried to view my cam last night and I denied it. I get a message from him shortly crying about, “why won’t you respond Princess?” I said, “because you’re an idiot, and you can stop typing to me now…kthnx!” Whinning again he replied, “why am I an idiot?”  And here’s what pissed him off, cuz I said, ”you’re non existent, I’m not saying shit else to you… bye!” Awww him sensitiiiiive! LOL After that he kept buzzing me on messenger… Actually, I woke up early and guess who’s online? THE IDIOT!! What does he do? Buzz me! LOL I thought you were taking your money elsewhere? Why are you still buzzin me? LIE LIE LIE!!

Then, I’ll get the occassional fucker that gets offended by something I say and reply, “nigger” BAHAHAHA That’s supposed to make me cry? Hurt my feelings? Umm… no! I live in VA PUH-LEEEASE! Nice try though! The KKK actually walk around the mall handing out pamphlets out here. They announce that shit on the radio. I think I’m good!

On a lighter note, happydork messaged me yesterday. OH MAN!! I felt like I was spooked by a ghost. How long has it been? Like, really!! He sent $350 to my niteflirt then tip toed offline again… what a weirdo!

Remember dude from last year that bought and wore my bra in a picture? And I was passing around my phone at the concert so ppl could see him and laugh? Well, he’s back I’m not sure if I named him but I’ll just call him truatm. He came about buying more of my clothes and snapping more pictures. I showed my friend and she screeched “EWL!” then laughed saying the outfit looked better on me. Of course it did!! Everything looks better on ME!! He adopted a bill for $100 then I let him log into my tmobile.com account and he paid my cell phone bill directly. LOL Oh he was SO excited wanting more bills to log into and pay… too bad they were all paid.

I think that’s all for now, I need to either do my crunches or carry my ass back to bed. It’s pretty early, almost 6am. It’s almost time for a pamper me day. I like to do them not close to having my period, def not on my period, and a few days after my period… Esp, when I get my waxes done. OUCH! I kind of just want to make a cup of coffee and chill out for a while. I think I’ll do my crunches and see how I feel afterwards. I do 300 crunches on EACH oblique everynight. I started that last week. So, 600 crunches total. Weeeeeee… Alright, tah tah for now losers! Oh, and here are the pictures of truatm LOL.

 

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Friday the 13th…

Friday, March 13th, 2009

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

Believe in superstitions? Hmm… I don’t so much believe in friday the 13th… I just know I’ve been busy ALL DAY since I woke up… it’s ridic! I just have so much shit to get done… GOOD NEWS THOUGH! There was a letter on my door when I got home from the property management apologizing, saying how it wasn’t fair that they were going to raise the rent so high…. blah blah blah! Well they “re-did” our apartment value assessment and they’re only gonna raise it $50 vs the $240 they were trying to dick all of us on… I guess alot of people sent in their 30 day notice so they were like OH SHIT! WE GOTTA DO SOMETHIN!! Because it says in the letter, “Should you wish to take back your notice to vacate you may do so unless your apartment has been re-rented.” HAHAHAHAHA and you know everyone was gonna tell someone who knew someone who knew someone about the increase… and they weren’t going to have ANY tenants… I also noticed that they put a sign downstairs that advertises $100 referral fee for anyone who recommends them to a friend… ummm NO! Cuz no one was going to… I know I wasn’t! on top of that I was gonna post bad reviews everywhere LOL… I’m sure someone got a lawyer involved or somethin made them feel the heat. I was just lookin for somewhere else to move even though I said I wouldn’t… but now I don’t have to… WEEEEE!!!! cuz I really do LOVE my apartment :D So, anywho lemme get some more shit done… here’s the pictures I promised yesterday…

Also, check out my clipstore I added some more clips in my new shiny leggings… My candycoatedpig bought them for me… I’ll be posting more videos soon with the cute outfits he got me for my birthday… and MORE shiny leggings, because I know they make you SO weak!

OH! and another thing I remembered this morning… my girlfriend gave me $200 on top of all the shit she did for me this weekend… I forgot to mention it, because I already spent it LOL… Ok, tah tah for now losers… so much to do… so lil caffeine :P

 

*CLICK HERE* I fucked up the links putting the names next to the pix

 $200 from Tim

 Hat from unknown boy GPS & Chaps from candycoatedpig

 $250 BEBE gc from candycoatedpig

 J Valentine Lace-Up Skirt & Halter from Tim

 Towels & Dirt Devil purchased with $50 gc weak4beauty sent

 Bought with amazon gc Tim sent

 Guess bag from candycoatedpig

 Bought with DrJay gc Tim sent

 Bought with DrJay gc Tim sent

 Bought with DrJay gc Tim sent

 BEBE from candycoatedpig

 BEBE from candycoatedpig

 BEBE from candycoatedpig

 Mascara & Bamboo bought with amazon gc Tim sent and Tim purchased the book

 Bought with amazon gc Tim sent

I started cutting open the tripod to use with the new HD cam my candycoatedpig got me… completely forgot to take pix before I started cuttin… oh well LOL

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Best BDAY EVER!!

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

I mean it! Whew! I’m still recovering/sore from my celebration. Monday, I felt fine but then my damn period came and glued me to my bed. OH BOY!! But I’ve been gettin shit done sluggishly, just not on my site. ANYWAYS!! All the damn boxes of presents I had to carry HAHAHAHA and yes! The people had to help me to my car with the gifts… it was GREAT!  The pre-birthday gifts, birthday gifts and the post-birthday gifts, it was all good! So, I have pictures of course! Of the presents, not of the celebration… no no!

So, lets talk about the celebration… Each and every one of my friends can eat shit and die! They forget my birthday every year… needless to say they’re forgotten about, just like my birthday was… Discarded, worthless, threw them away! Anyways, there were some exceptions and they’re still remainders… or survivors of my bratty, vicious bday raft! I’m a COMPLETE BITCH!! Every year on my birthday LOL seriously! I’m just so EXTRA and snap on people… anyone! So, apparently my bestfriend slipped on some ice and had to be RUSHED to the hospital… ON MY BIRTHDAY!!?!? I sent that bitch a nasty text message…  I don’t care if she was beaten to a bloody pulp! She should have showed up!! There was no excuse, and I’m sure her little slip and fall wasn’t as bad as she made it out to be… but needless to say I HAVE NO best-friend! I basically told her that her alibi didn’t add up and quite frankly I didn’t give a fuck! She had the nerve to text me the next day, so I said to her in the words of one of my favorite bands (”MSI”), “Is it simple enough for you? or should I talk slower like you’re a retard? You don’t understand when someone is ignoring you?” Or some shit like that… that was the less harsh version of the story… I can’t remember exactly what I said, because when I get angry it’s like I turn into the incredible hulk and after I turn back to “myself” I don’t even remember half of the shit I said/did… not healthy, I know but *shrugs*… ANYWAYS!!! on to better things… no more negative energy/negative people.

BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER!!! Sooo, Saturday, I start gettin ready to go see my baby. She’s all like come at 8pm.. So, I’m all like, oh she’s prob just gonna take me out to eat. She texts me saying, “Text me an hour before you get here”… So, I did, and she gives me directions to go somewhere. I’m like WTH!?! So, I walk in the place, lookin around for her like HUH? But she wasn’t there… Her friend was there laughin at the confused look on my face, she said, “Happy Birthday and it was nice to finally meet me.” (I’ve never met any of her friends just heard alot about them, so I guess it was a way for me to finally meet them) She then handed me a paper with my next clue! I was like OHHHHH A SCAVENGER HUNT!!! With a big ass smile on my face. So, the next place I went same thing, met another friend I’ve heard alot about and the next location. I go there and it’s a starbucks… then my girl sends me a text to ask for such and such… she and this girl are REALLY close but I’ve never met her. So, I finally meet her and we talked a while and she made me a cup of coffee. I haven’t had starbucks in like 4 years, so I forgot what I used to order. I used to drink starbucks daily!! But the building I moved to at that time, had a coffee maker and you can make all kinds of coffee there for FREE, so I just started doing that. It tasted just as good as starbucks because it was like imported shit!! Then after that, I started drinking redline (which I just added to my wishlist btw, lol)  to me was waaaay better than starbucks. I was drinkin that for 2 years and I think it’s the only way I got through school LOL cuz it was SO much work!… ok ok back on track to my story…. soooo!! I drink the coffee and she introduces me to her boyfriend… her boyfriend hands me a key to the Embassy suites hotel and gives me a room number and shows me how to get there. Sooo, I put the key into the door, open it and the lights are low and candles & rose petals are EVERYWHERE!!! There’s tealight candles in the shape of a huge heart on the coffee table with a big pillar candle in the middle. It smells nice! Soft music! Fresh fruit! CARRABAS is on the dinner table (which is one of my fav Italian restaurants)… and she comes out with a robe  and some thigh high stockings on… My damn jaw hit the floor! It was SO cute!! She even had my fav… FROZEN YOGURT (remember my pinkberry story? lol) w/ my fav fruit toppings & granola!!! YES YESS!!! It was like every need & want was satisfied… WOOT!! She gave me a full body massage… and that’s all I’mma tell ya! But YES! the best birthday EVER!!! and best girlfriend EVER!!! weeeeeeee! So, I’m gonna edit this post with pictures later on today… I have some shopping/errands I need to run before I sit and watermark my photos so thievin ass bitches won’t steal them :) … Tah tah for now losers!! I’ll prob post another journal depending on how I feel after I get back.

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