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LOL… I’m watching the Wendy Williams show don’t mind me. Anyways, much to talk about since my last post. Alot of you enjoyed my story about hard silence and reading. I’m pleased and I did get your emails/offline messages referring to it, even if I didn’t respond I read them. *bats my eyelashes*
Someone stole my movie! Orrrrr I misplaced it! LOL Either way! I want the, “I’m gonna git you sucka” movie off my wishlist!! Cuz I want to watch my favorite part when the girl has cramps and turns into a monster… remember when I posted that youtube clip of it? And dude was screaming like a girl? ROTF Well, I want to watch it! While you’re at it purchase the breakfast club because I’ve never seen it. Another domme and I was talking about it, and when I told her I never seen it she told me I *MUST* see it! I’mma baby! That movie is old, so that’s why I don’t know about it… I think my mother watched it as a teenager or something. *snickles*
So, apparently there’s this discussion about my boobs on my youtube videos. I think the shit is HILARIOUS! I must write Victoria Secret a nice letter, and thank God in a prayer for giving me such lush boobage! Why are they so perky? Well, probably because that’s the only way they know to be, LOL. Seriously, I like almost never take my bra off… not even when I sleep! Ok, moving on!!!!
I went to picked up some more of my lovely gifts. As I was in the parking lot of my building, unloading my gifts to bring home, this guy shouts out from 100 feet away, “You need help with that?” There were some BIG boxes and I had A LOT! But, did he really think I was going to let him help me? Did he really think I was going to let him in my building and into my apartment? Like, wtf was he thinking?!!? He shouts out at me again, “Do you need any help?” I looked at him and rolled my eyes like dude, please! I started arranging the boxes in my car, sorting them in the order I was going to bring them inside. The entire time, I’m thinking “this dude better not come over here bothering me!!” Mind you I’m in the passenger side of my car sorting boxes with my back turned to where he was. All of a sudden I hear a deep voice, VERY CLOSE!!! to me which startled me and I immediately grabbed my mace and was about to aim it at him! He saw it and his eyes got big and he began backing away with the palms of his hands stretched out before me saying, “NO NO!! I just wanted to see if you needed any help, pretty girl! I’m not a criminal!!” I screamed, “Well, announce yourself, don’t come sneaking up behind me like that!!! I DONT NEEEEED YOUR HELP!!!” So, he walked away talking shit, saying my attitude will get me no where in life BAHAHAHAHA! Because the more he kept talking the more I talked back like dude shut your crying the fuck up! I don’t need your help go away! I think he saw a pretty girl and wanted to come to her rescue but… him dunno me berry well!!! BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK!!!! *evil laughs* I get many emails asking if I’m “acting” like a bitch or am I really a bitch in real life… well, this aint an act! I’m really a bitch! and that’s Royal bitch to you!! Dudes eyes was about to be HOT!!! LOL So, today’s lesson boys and girls is to announce yourself before you approach me and my back is turned, because I can be a REAL BITCH! sidenote: Pictures of gifts below.
Someone emailed me and said, “It isn’t fair… I wish I could get all that money and presents for free” BAHAHAHAHAHA Life isn’t fair buddy! Go kick rocks! Moving forward, king lard ass sent me $200 via western union. I sent him a tinkequila cake, it was like it shipped to him over night. Maybe it seemed that way because he lives so close. He messaged me on yahoo about receiving the cake and how good it was. He asked me how much pee was in it. I told him the WHOLE cake! There’s no water in it!! It’s all pee, and a lil alcohol along with the regular cake making ingredients. He was like “the WHOLE THING!! I already ate half of it!” I was like oh welllll!!! taste good, huh? Apparently, later that night he got sick. I think he’s full of shit! Because he was all praising me about how good the cake was then after telling him that there was no water, his stomach starting feeling “bubbly” LOL It’s all psychology of mind. But really, who WOULDN’T get sick after eating a whole cake in 1 sitting? PeePee cake or not!!! Moving along, happy dork sent me $150 via niteflirt. Then I sent him a link to a tight laced corset I wanted. He purchased the corset and thanked me, it and it should be on it’s way to my box really soon it cost $138. I’ve been interested in tight lacing for a while now. I’ve been kind of “prepping” myself for a while now with my Squeem corsets (I have 3 total). Sooo, pretty soon I’ll be tight lacing. I’m going to need a few more tight lacing corsets because I’m supposed to wear them like 22 hours per day, only taking them off for a shower. I’ll probably wear mine for 20 hours per day because I still need to go to the gym. Last but not least for the “gift” paragraph of my blog… I purchased some shampoo on amazon with the balance I had on my giftcard.
My girlfriend and I went rock climbing to celebrate another month together. O-M-G!! Let me tell you!! Girls, I know you lerk my blog… but if you want to get a great work out!! Go rock climbing!!! I was sweating within 5 minutes! When I do cardio or lift weights I never sweat that fast! By the time we were done my whole body felt like I just got out the shower, didn’t dry off, and just put my clothes on. Apparently, my butt looks really cute in a harness, lol. Rock climbing was fun, yet challenging. I’d do it again! I think I got such a great workout because I was up there for so long trying to figure out how to get up or how to get down. I was up on the rock holding on for dear life even though I knew nothing would happen to me, it’s still scary looking 20 feet down or more. The trainer made it seem like going down would be SO easy! Mannn!!! She was like just lay back slightly and hold on to the front part of your rope then push off with your feet and it will let you down easily… BULLSHIT! I was all knocking into rocks and shit. Anyways, it was fun and when we were done I was shaking uncontrollably like I was cold. The next morning, I woke up with my whole right arm being numb and my tits felt like I had 2 bricks laying on my chest. I woke up like “OH SHIT!!! Am I having a stroke!?!! Right sided paralysis!!!! BABY SHAKE MY ARM!!! It won’t mooovvvvve!!!” LOL, later that day (friday) I got my period (plug em up sissies) which explains why my chest looked SO huge!!! and felt SO heavy!
Remember, I said I was giving up meat? Well, I’m not considered a vegetarian. I’m considered a pescetarian, because I still eat seafood. Well, tmi (too much information) or not this is my second month without eating meat, huh? Let’s just say my period is NOT heavy.. it’s like I scraped my damn knee… I was about to go to the doctor before my girlfriend said it maybe because of the diet. I did some research and people have had the same experience, so I think I’m alright. The first day usually is the heaviest… it’s my second day and I’m still very very light. So, wow at this diet… anyways, I’ve typed enough. Tah Tah for now losers! OHHH!! BTW I posted a shit load of auctions on ebanned… so go bid or if you’re a lerker… go look at my new pictures there!



