Archive for July, 2009

How you dewin’?

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

LOL… I’m watching the Wendy Williams show don’t mind me. Anyways, much to talk about since my last post. Alot of you enjoyed my story about hard silence and reading. I’m pleased and I did get your emails/offline messages referring to it, even if I didn’t respond I read them. *bats my eyelashes*

Someone stole my movie! Orrrrr I misplaced it! LOL Either way! I want the, “I’m gonna git you sucka” movie off my wishlist!! Cuz I want to watch my favorite part when the girl has cramps and turns into a monster… remember when I posted that youtube clip of it? And dude was screaming like a girl? ROTF Well, I want to watch it! While you’re at it purchase the breakfast club because I’ve never seen it. Another domme and I was talking about it, and when I told her I never seen it she told me I *MUST* see it! I’mma baby! That movie is old, so that’s why I don’t know about it… I think my mother watched it as a teenager or something. *snickles*

So, apparently there’s this discussion about my boobs on my youtube videos. I think the shit is HILARIOUS! I must write Victoria Secret a nice letter, and thank God in a prayer for giving me such lush boobage! Why are they so perky? Well, probably because that’s the only way they know to be, LOL. Seriously, I like almost never take my bra off… not even when I sleep! Ok, moving on!!!!

I went to picked up some more of my lovely gifts. As I was in the parking lot of my building, unloading my gifts to bring home, this guy shouts out from 100 feet away, “You need help with that?” There were some BIG boxes and I had A LOT! But, did he really think I was going to let him help me? Did he really think I was going to let him in my building and into my apartment? Like, wtf was he thinking?!!? He shouts out at me again, “Do you need any help?” I looked at him and rolled my eyes like dude, please! I started arranging the boxes in my car, sorting them in the order I was going to bring them inside. The entire time, I’m thinking “this dude better not come over here bothering me!!” Mind you I’m in the passenger side of my car sorting boxes with my back turned to where he was. All of a sudden I hear a deep voice, VERY CLOSE!!! to me which startled me and I immediately grabbed my mace and was about to aim it at him! He saw it and his eyes got big and he began backing away with the palms of his hands stretched out before me saying, “NO NO!! I just wanted to see if you needed any help, pretty girl! I’m not a criminal!!” I screamed, “Well, announce yourself, don’t come sneaking up behind me like that!!! I DONT NEEEEED YOUR HELP!!!” So, he walked away talking shit, saying my attitude will get me no where in life BAHAHAHAHA! Because the more he kept talking the more I talked back like dude shut your crying the fuck up! I don’t need your help go away! I think he saw a pretty girl and wanted to come to her rescue but… him dunno me berry well!!! BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK!!!! *evil laughs* I get many emails asking if I’m “acting” like a bitch or am I really a bitch in real life… well, this aint an act! I’m really a bitch! and that’s Royal bitch to you!! Dudes eyes was about to be HOT!!! LOL So, today’s lesson boys and girls is to announce yourself before you approach me and my back is turned, because I can be a REAL BITCH! sidenote: Pictures of gifts below.

Someone emailed me and said, “It isn’t fair… I wish I could get all that money and presents for free” BAHAHAHAHAHA Life isn’t fair buddy! Go kick rocks! Moving forward, king lard ass sent me $200 via western union. I sent him a tinkequila cake, it was like it shipped to him over night. Maybe it seemed that way because he lives so close. He messaged me on yahoo about receiving the cake and how good it was. He asked me how much pee was in it. I told him the WHOLE cake! There’s no water in it!! It’s all pee, and a lil alcohol along with the regular cake making ingredients. He was like “the WHOLE THING!! I already ate half of it!” I was like oh welllll!!! taste good, huh? Apparently, later that night he got sick. I think he’s full of shit! Because he was all praising me about how good the cake was then after telling him that there was no water, his stomach starting feeling “bubbly” LOL It’s all psychology of mind. But really, who WOULDN’T get sick after eating a whole cake in 1 sitting? PeePee cake or not!!! Moving along, happy dork sent me $150 via niteflirt. Then I sent him a link to a tight laced corset I wanted. He purchased the corset and thanked me, it and it should be on it’s way to my box really soon it cost $138. I’ve been interested in tight lacing for a while now. I’ve been kind of “prepping” myself for a while now with my Squeem corsets (I have 3 total). Sooo, pretty soon I’ll be tight lacing. I’m going to need a few more tight lacing corsets because I’m supposed to wear them like 22 hours per day, only taking them off for a shower. I’ll probably wear mine for 20 hours per day because I still need to go to the gym. Last but not least for the “gift” paragraph of my blog… I purchased some shampoo on amazon with the balance I had on my giftcard.

My girlfriend and I went rock climbing to celebrate another month together. O-M-G!! Let me tell you!! Girls, I know you lerk my blog… but if you want to get a great work out!! Go rock climbing!!! I was sweating within 5 minutes! When I do cardio or lift weights I never sweat that fast! By the time we were done my whole body felt like I just got out the shower, didn’t dry off, and just put my clothes on. Apparently, my butt looks really cute in a harness, lol. Rock climbing was fun, yet challenging. I’d do it again! I think I got such a great workout because I was up there for so long trying to figure out how to get up or how to get down. I was up on the rock holding on for dear life even though I knew nothing would happen to me, it’s still scary looking 20 feet down or more. The trainer made it seem like going down would be SO easy! Mannn!!! She was like just lay back slightly and hold on to the front part of your rope then push off with your feet and it will let you down easily… BULLSHIT! I was all knocking into rocks and shit. Anyways, it was fun and when we were done I was shaking uncontrollably like I was cold. The next morning, I woke up with my whole right arm being numb and my tits felt like I had 2 bricks laying on my chest. I woke up like “OH SHIT!!! Am I having a stroke!?!! Right sided paralysis!!!! BABY SHAKE MY ARM!!! It won’t mooovvvvve!!!” LOL, later that day (friday) I got my period (plug em up sissies) which explains why my chest looked SO huge!!! and felt SO heavy!

Remember, I said I was giving up meat? Well, I’m not considered a vegetarian. I’m considered a pescetarian, because I still eat seafood. Well, tmi (too much information) or not this is my second month without eating meat, huh? Let’s just say my period is NOT heavy.. it’s like I scraped my damn knee… I was about to go to the doctor before my girlfriend said it maybe because of the diet. I did some research and people have had the same experience, so I think I’m alright. The first day usually is the heaviest… it’s my second day and I’m still very very light. So, wow at this diet… anyways, I’ve typed enough. Tah Tah for now losers! OHHH!! BTW I posted a shit load of auctions on ebanned… so go bid or if you’re a lerker… go look at my new pictures there!


It’s sunny & raining…

Friday, July 17th, 2009

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

It’s sunny and raining… the devil is beating his wife! LOL Do you remember things like that? When you were a tiny tot, and your peers would tell you dumb things like that and you’d either believe it or knew they were bullshitting? How about if you swallow a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in your belly? LOL *random* Nah, but it really is sunny and raining right now. That’s always been weird to me.

I hate it when boys send me a message on yahoo, and the initial message says “hi”. HI!??! WTF DO YOU MEAN HI!!!!? I don’t respond to that shit. I minimize the box and keep on with whatever I’m doing momentarily. That is NOT proper etiquette of addressing a Princess. I know I said yesterday you boys are wild dogs and need to be trained but dag on! At least address me in the proper form. I feel like if you can’t at least say, “Hi Princess” then you’re a wank. You could say, “Hi Princess” and still be a wank, but at least you’re a proper mannered wank LOL. Ok next subject…

I have presents!!! OMGOSH did I? I didn’t think most would come so soon… anyways, pictures will be below… weeee! So, yesterday while I was at the library reading *fixes my pocket protector* happydork poked his head out and perfectly distracted me while I was signed on yahoo mobile. He sent $100 via niteflirt and $125 via my processor. I feel like that’s the perfect START to a distraction tehe. If I’m busy, I wouldn’t have it any other way. Which brings me to my next topic of silence in a library. I need COMPLETE silence when I read otherwise, I get off track and either have to start reading over orrr lose interest because you took me out of my damn zone. Well, I never knew how noisy these damn bookstores AND libraries were. Last week I quickly learned a major setback of these establishments. I tried a well known bookstore. I found my little book, curled up with it on a comfy chair and began reading. Finishing the first page, I was astonished by a loud screech of what sounded like a banshee, “SCREEEEEEEE!!! SCREEEEEEE!!!” it flailed about. Immediately, I began searching the room for this loud noise. Where was it? What was it? OH GOSH MAKE IT STOP!!! It was someones bad ass baby running around and shouting… Gosh! Someone get a leash and a muzzle on that baby beast! SHUT HIM UP!!!! Were the thoughts running through my mind. I took a deep breath, and tried to continue reading. Already, off track and with lost of focus I decided to just buy the book and read it somewhere else. On this hunt for an ideal location, I found another bookstore of a different chain. I walked in thinking, “This has got to be it! This seems ideal” I found a location where I could read in peace… but not for long. These places play music, and that’s fine as long as it’s peaceful sounding music I’m good. As I turn the third page of my book a new song comes on, this must have been the person in charge of the tunes favorite song because abruptly that shit got LOUD!!! I felt like I was in a concert. Clearly, this was not the place for me. Walking to my car, I began to think, “Damn, where can I read in some peace and quiet?” I knew if I went home to read the book it would just sit and collect dust with the rest of them. I had to be forced outside of my space in order to read. That was just a fact. There’s WAAAAY too many distractions at home, and that wasn’t going to work. Soon enough a thought popped in my mind, “THE LIBRARY!” People MUST be quiet there, right? I found a local library walked in excited from the lack of sounds, found a table with empty chairs around it and sat down and took a deep sigh of relief. YESS!!!! This is it! FINALLY! I pulled out my book and began reading. I didn’t even get passed the damn second sentence before I could over hear the conversation of a worker downstairs. *rolls my eyes* HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! WTF?!?!? She’s DOWNSTAIRS! I’m UPSTAIRS!!! Why is her voice carrying all the way up here? Well, the scoop on that is someone was trying to sue the library, saying that they fell down the flight of stairs. She asked them how many flights did they fall down and they said 4. Then she goes, “Have you even been to this library? We don’t have 4 flights of stairs?” Well, soon enough I found it was the lawyer who was on the phone and told her that that’s what her client told him. She then goes, “Are you just making this up as we go along? None of this is adding up or making sense.” In order for me to hear this WHOLE conversation, when clearly she was downstairs and I was upstairs means she was too damn loud! I found a librarian and asked her if I could go into those little tiny rooms where you can close the door, and this heffer told me no. Apparently, you have to pay for those rooms. I explained I just wanted to read in silence and was there any place in here where I could… she looked at me and goes, “umm no”. WTF?!!? NO!!?? ITS A LIBRARY!!! I thought you were supposed to be quiet here? She looked at me like sorry… UGHH!!!! It wasn’t her fault but I wanted to ring her fuckin neck and take out all my frustration on her… Did she know I’ve been driving around most of the day trying to find some place quiet to read!?!?! DID SHE KNOW!?!?! AHHHH!! I felt like I was about to go crazy on someone… I went to the other side of the library and it was like a whole new world… whoa! silence! YES!!! But damn, there’s no chairs, or tables over here… man fuck it! I’mma sit down on the floor and read, because I’m really determined to finish this book! I got in a whole 5 pages before some loud ass fuckers decided they wanted to throw water at each other coming out of the bathroom, giggling and shit! I’m like, “WTF is this? Library in the hood? Isn’t anyone going to stop them?” and no one did. Then some people came over touring those damn quiet meeting rooms, being extra loud about how they’re going to set up for the meeting. I texted my girlfriend and explained all of this to her. She was like, “wtf baby? you’d think these places would acknowledge people want to actually get their work done and not goof off” Hmm… guess not babe! I texted her back. She told me to go on campus and that there was this library where you HAVE to be silent or you get kicked out… I’m like YES!!! WHERE?? ADDRESS PLEASE!!! Cuz I’m going to finish this damn book even if I have to throw the book at someones head and knock them out unconscious so I can have complete silence. This is ridiculous, am I on punk’d? I went to walmart and purchased some earplugs, because I knew that would drown out alot of background noise. I went to the library she suggested, and never looked back. FINALLY! Some peace and quiet… there are occasional MINOR setbacks, like I watched 2 people get kicked out because apparently they can’t see the signs everywhere that say, “QUIET” That was funny to watch. Besides that, everything is a breath of fresh air. I actually finished 1 book and I’ll finish my second one tomorrow and onto my 3rd by Tuesday. I took a short break from the library today. I probably will end up not going because I’ve been going non-stop everyday since I discovered it, and of course because the devil is beating his wife today!! :P

Whoa that story took longer than I anticipated LOL alright… tah tah for now losers!

Christmas in July

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

Ughh, so early! I’m up pretty early but I’m not completely awake. I haven’t posted in a while, bleh! I’ve been a little down with all the celeb deaths. It sucks but I’m coming along. Too many fucking deaths, stop dying already!  Anyways, yesterday morning (about 1am) I went on a little shopping spree… well candycoatedpig and I did! If you peek at my wishlist everything is GONE! LOL He purchased everything that was on it, and even when he was buying I added some more things and he bought them. Weeeeeee! I added some new items so go take a look around and maybe W/we can go on a shopping spree, eh? tehe Christmas in July. I already received some of the gifts he purchased a few days before he bought out the whole list. I’ll have to take and upload pictures later… I’m still trying to wake up.

I’m sitting on the couch watching, “It’s me or the dog” and this bad ass small dog is making me angry, he’s tearing shit up, walking around and pooping wherever he wants, barking and snapping at people as he goes on his doggy walk. Just no discipline, ugh! Kinda like some of you boys… just needing to be trained. *shaking my head* bleh! happydork peeked his head around and sent me another $200 tribute via niteflirt I can’t remember if he sent a tribute via my processor right after or not… probably did, oh well! my vafootboy (is that his name? lol) sent $50 and truatm has full access to my cellphone accounts. I have 2 phones and I sent him the login information and instructed him to pay the bills. He paid $77 to my Tmobile and $100 to my Sprint. He has $251 more left to pay on my Sprint and needs to get to it! I purchased a new phone, I know you didn’t think I talked up a whole $351 bill did you? LOL Yea right! He knows his place on earth is here to serve me! Speed it up!

I need to start keeping up with boys names. I’m forgetting them left and right. I think it’s because you fucktards like to tribute for a while then disappear, then just pop back up! So annoying! Anyways, IF vafootboy’s name IS vafootboy I’m gonna change it to vafetishslut, which suits him better anyways. NJboy, hmmm I know for SURE that wasn’t his name, but I don’t feel like going back and searchin what I called him, it was similar to that though… anyways, he’s back from Iraq and sent me $300. I’m sure I have forgotten others, oh well work harder to keep yourself in my memory!

I posted some ebanned auctions, so go check that out!

I’ll be posting more sooner than later. Hmm… what else! I have a long over due list of clips to shoot/upload. I’ll be tackling that sooner than later. I’m going to head out to the library and get my read on :) I’m forcing myself to like books. If you know your facts about me you’ll know I hate reading… like if I have to read (besides online) I’m ready to either fall asleep or start swinging fist. I have NO clue why, because when I was a tiny tot I used to enjoy it and read as much as possible during my summer breaks, *pushes up my nerd glasses* But NOW is a totally diff scenerio. Those books that have been purchased off my wishlist are collecting dust, sad but true. I prefer audio books tehe… Here’s the thing, I LOVE to write, but HATE to read. I have a list of 4 books I need to read before I start reading the one’s from my amazon (Venus and Furs, and Whip Appeal, etc.). So, let me get to it! So far, so good and I’m actually starting to enjoy reading again. Once I make a habit of something it’s hard for me to want to break it, and easier for me to get it done. So, tah tah for now losers. If I can think of anything else to post (and I’m sure I will) I’ll have to post it later on, including those pictures of my gifts.