Archive for May, 2009

i’m home

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

Back from the madness! I didn’t enjoy my stay at all, and needless to say I hopped in my car and hauled ass back home. I walked in my place at 9pm last night. WHEW! YUSS!

First thing, a 4 hour drive turned into a 12 hour drive… which SUCKED ROTTEN NUTS! My grandma is in the hospital because she was having awful pains. The nurse checked her blood work and told her she was fine and tried to send her home. My grandma is as fiesty as I am and she said, “I told that bitch she wasn’t sending me nowhere… I said to her, no the fuck she wasn’t sendin me home!” LOL and the lady was like ok, we’ll run a cat scan. Granny was like yea, you better do somethin else! because I’m not going home. Cat scan found out she had gallstones, so they kept her and had to do surgery. She had 12 gallstones, they were HUGE! OMGOSH! GROSS! She got to keep 2. She had them in a little cup, I wanted to throw up looking at them. They look like black hard cherries. Fuckin HUGE!!! She was rollin them like dice, shaking them in the cup. *gags* The doctors told her they’ve never seen such an infected, lousy gallbladder like that. That’s from all the years of fried shit she’s been eating. She won’t drink water to save her life either. Always drinkin soda’s. It’s from her lousy diet. I think if she wasn’t very active then her health would’ve been in alot more danger.

While in my grandma’s room at the hospital, my aunt was saying that my grandma should’ve kept all 12. There’s a company that actually cleans the gallstones up, and makes jewelry out of them. OMGOSH! I wanted to throw upyet again! But it’s true, I looked it up, and it’s actually nice lookin… GROSSSS!! I took a picture of HER gallstones. I doubt anyone wants to see it, but I have it in case you weirdos do LOL. and OMGOSH! My grandma had some handsome doctors. One guy, was frisky and was battin his lashes at me. Hmmm… ;) potential money slave?

Princess Jersey and I will be back in NY. I’m just not driving again. People in NY CAN’T drive, and if you’re a driver in NY you probably are one of the fuckers I wish I had a bat to beat down with. A bus tried to run me off the road, and the cabs just pull out in front of you cutting you off… OMGOSH!! I couldn’t WAIT to get back home. I swear people there get their license out of an underground room, or the cereal box. “Have a box of cherrios, get your license! see the back for details”

I’ll be more comfortable next time I visit, because we’ll have a hotel room. I was staying with fam, and even though they try to make you comfy… nothing beats privacy and INTERNET!!! OMGOSH! I was flipping out w/o my damn net. :P Ok, I have alot of things to get done today, time to make some coffee and get it poppin! Tah tah for now losers.

ding dong

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

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Ding dong, the bruises are gonnnne! weeeee! Finally, the bruises (hematoma’s) under my big toenails are gone. It took almost a whole year! GOODNESS! I don’t know if you boys remember when I went to the rock concert and rocked out SO hard I stomped bruises lol. Now I can start gettin French toes again! yippity! yippity!

I’m sitting here gettin my toes done, & I bet you foot bitches wish it were you rubbing and massaging my feet, huh? I’m getting a pedicure, nails French manicured of course, & my eyebrows arched extra high like I like em. Makes me look like a movie villain :) . Today, is pamper me day… so relaxing.

I know I haven’t posted in a while, I’ve been kinda bummed since the bad news. I’m back at gettin things done around the site, you’ll notice the updates slowly.. It now takes me 3-5 hours to compress ONE video! I’m not sure if it should take that long or if there’s somethin I can do to compress it faster w/o losing as much quality or not. But its all I know for now, until I master and learn Sony Vegas. So far, I think I’m doing well. Let me know how you like the new videos I’ve added to my clipstore. These videos will have to be heavily compressed if/when I add them to Niteflirt, because NF only allows 20mb’s & each video is way over that, because of the high quality.

Oh man my feet look so good right now. I keep wiggling my toes, like, “weeeeeeeee!”

Princess Jersey & I will be heading out to NY in June. I’ll be leaving saturday to go visit my sweet granny & one of my good friends. I might catch up w/ some kids I went to elementary school with. We all found each other online and might do a dinner. That should be fun and interesting, gettin caught up w/ them. Most of them have kids and I think its sorta weird because we’re all grown up. I went to Catholic school, but I’m not Catholic. bleh!

I don’t plan on staying long in NY, because like I said… I’ll be back in June and I’ll be staying longer then. Until I leave, I’ll get as many updates done as possible. I’ll have my laptop & sidekick, but I don’t know if I’ll have the internet.. we’ll see.

vafootboy (I think that’s what I named him?) sent me a gc for $60, and that’s all I can remember right now. plus I don’t have my pc in front of me to check my email thoroughly.

My toes look crazy! I have so many colors on them… yaaay! ok I’m gonna enjoy myself at the spa and I’ll write more later. Tah tah for now losers.

*EDIT* Ok so, I’m back home. I completely forgot to post that I went to court today for that dumb ass ticket I got for my registration being expired. Remember the story about the cop, talking about the ugly shoes that were in the back of my car? LOL Yea, I saw him today. He’s just a wise guy, he still had jokes. I had my receipt paper all folded up… fuck being all neat like everyone else with their folders and shit. I knew I was going to be in and out and it was complete bullshit that I was there in the first place. So, he looked at me and said, “LAWD!” When I was unfoldin my paper. He did it so the judge wouldn’t hear, but you know my big mouth and LOUD ASS laugh gave it away. The judge looked confused as to why I was laughing, but she dismissed me for gettin my registration up to date and I dipped out. It was really fuckin depressing listening to all the cases before me. All the reckless driving, and people in prison on the tv crying and shit. I was like PLEASE CALL ME!! I don’t have time for this non-sense. Court was an hour away, because I wasn’t in my town when I got pulled. It sucked ass waking up 6am, and omgosh! I was on a RAMPAGE this morning. I had the small receipt, not the detailed one. I was like WTF?!?! Because I had it in my purse, it’s been there since I got it… now all of a sudden *POOF* *VAMISH* GYONE! (I spell gone like that when I do my fake Jamaican accent) ANYWAYS, I tore my place UP! Lookin for the damn receipt, then I tore the car up… like WTF?!?! Did I drop it? BAHAHAHA jokes on meeeee!!! Shit was in my wallet, I had to laugh at myself. I really did spazz the fuck out. When I found the receipt the first thing that popped into my mind was the Dominos commerial, when the guy says, “Dumb dawwwg!” BAHAHAHAHAHA I love the way he says that!

I just made some baked chicken with brown rice… I baked the chicken in an oyster sauce OMGOSH! I was FAMISHED! I haven’t eatten anything since 8am, and I had a smoothie at like 2pm… needless to say I INHALED the food… but it was BANGIN!!! It was so damn good! I left you the bones and a little sauce puppy!… ok tah tah forreal now losers!

OMGOSH RIP Jessie Kitty

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

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First thing I do every morning, is check my phone when I wake up and I saw that Princess Jersey sent me a text message telling me that Jessie Kitty died, immediately when I saw it my heart dropped and I didn’t want to believe it so I ran to my laptop to do some research, because she’s everywhere and I knew I’d find something. She’s been everywhere for some 10 years or so. I’d see her in chatrooms and shoot random text, like happy birthday (that was like 2-3 months ago) & talk about her tats, & how we had the same colors in our place, but nothing major. Oh my gosh, I’m just so sad. It’s horrible, she was like one of my favorites. I was just telling my girlfriend how she looks like Allison from Top Model a little bit. I don’t know exactly what happened but it was some sort of accident. I got mad because not many people are talking about it, like why didn’t I know sooner? She’s on my damn friend’s list. But I calmed down once I realized that many people didn’t know. She was just so excited about the new site she just put up… it’s just so surreal.

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finally got it!

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

Originally published at Princess says…. Please leave any comments there.

I was determined to figure out this camera ALL weekend… well, I did other stuff… but my main focus for the weekend was getting this camera to work and figuring out how to compress the file without it being SO large that it takes forever and a  day to download. I’m so excited about getting new videos up. I’ve uploaded a quality test video on my clips4sale and I also uploaded a preview for 2 of the new HD videos on youtube.

Some tributes to announce if I’ve forgotten any, oh well… but some piggy from the ‘down under’ came along and tributed like $300… hmmm that’s a good name for him, “down under“, omgosh! yup that’s his name… I’m fuckin weird… I’m watching E! and right AFTER I typed down under… guess what pops up on my tv? Some dude Chris something from startrek is from the down under… *sings the twilight zone music*… candycoatedpig sent me $125 this morning, a new boy from NY sent $50 via my processor yesterday then called me on niteflirt this afternoon and went GAGA over me once I turned on my webcam he spent 20 minutes on the phone @ a $6.99 rate then bought a bunch of clips from my store… weeeeeeeee!  I think I’ll name himmmm… gaga-goose. I literally cut on my webcam sat there watching tv and he was just going nuts, “OH MY GOSH! YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL!!! OMGOSH YOU’RE REAL!! OMGOSH!! YOU’RE PERFECT! EVERYTHING IS PERFECT, EVEN YOUR HANDS! EVEN YOUR FEET AND I DON’T HAVE A FOOT FETISH” blah blah blah… I just let him ramble on as the minutes went by and kept draining him.

I’m off to finish off some more things. I’ll write more later… tah tah for now losers.