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Here’s what I’ve been doing with my self since the last post. I continued raping my new boy from SC wallet. I named him last night. It was like an ephipany… I shall call him, ‘king lard ass’ bahahahaha! I put him on my Princess special FAT diet. He has to eat junk food ALL day. His breakfast consists of 4 jelly donuts, 1 pizza pie, and a cup of coffee (extra cream, extra sugar). Then his lunch is Burger King- 2 whoopers, fries, onion rings, and a large soda. Dinner usually is greasy ass chinese food or pizza (extra cheese, extra meat toppings), lots and lots of soda! His schedule changes daily… I send him a new one everyday. So far he’s gained 12 pounds since we’ve started… it’s really quite amusing! The goal is to get him to 300lbs. I believe he has something like 48 more pounds to go, and at this rate it won’t take very long. I’ve allowed him to continue exercising… you know, for health reasons 
BAHAHAHA. He claims he was a gym buff working out 5x’s/week, but I only allow him to do low-impact cardio for no more than 30 mins. NO WEIGHTS and no high-impact cardio… I don’t want all his hard efforts withering away 
king lard ass has bought a 2 ounce bottle of my spit, and some of my tasty chocolate logs to play with HAHAHAHA… Since the last post he’s sent $300 via money gram and $100 via money gram. So he’s being a very good pet. onlygood4$ sent me $50 yesterday via my processor. NJ boy sent another $400 via western union. I feel like someone else is missing… oh well! If I did miss someone that means they need to work harder to keep themselves in my memory bank!! But I’ll be posting the pictures of the money gram and western union slips so you can see the DATES and proof with my name on it HAHAHA 
For thanksgiving, I was going to DC to feed the homeless at the Salvation Army… but I got the dates mixed up. It said volunteers for the Thanksgiving meal so you’d figure the shit was on Thanksgiving right!?!? WRONG it was the day before Thanksgiving… so that was really DUMB!!!! on their behalf. Why would they make it the day before thanksgiving? Just because the people are less fortunate doesn’t mean they don’t want to eat Thanksgiving food on THANKSGIVING DAY like everyone else!! I was disspointed because I was really looking forward to doing that. So, since that fell through I found someplace else to volunteer… this time it was at a nursing home helping the elderly with their Thanksgiving and most of them don’t have family to visit them so you’d just sit and talk to them mainly… So, I was excited about that and that was actually on Thanksgiving day… So, I went to a friends house in N.Va which is closer to DC than I am, so i wouldn’t have to wake up at like 4am then risk traffic plus we were gonna go volunteer together… welllll we get a phone call early in the morning, “Hey girls! We don’t need you today we have too many volunteers we initially needed 50 and we have 60″ 
FUCKERS!!! Everyone wanted to be a do gooder on Turkey day!! So, i didn’t really want to spend Thanksgiving w/ her family so I told everyone goodbye and drove to NY to see my granny. I didn’t tell her I was coming once again tehe! I called her and was like, “what are you doing?” She was telling me about all the food, pies, cakes she was making and she sounded SO sad I wasn’t going to be there and I was like, “yea granny maybe next time!” Meanwhile, I’m trying to move the phone away because I’m paying for the toll and didn’t want her to hear the lady… So, she’s just talkin talkin about how she wanted me to be there and blah blah and I should come for Christmas… so I’m moving the phone away again because I’m snickering because little does she know I’m like half way there… Traffic was CRUCIAL!!!! Esp when I hit the Verrazanno Bridge! I told my NYfootboy I was in town and he was like OH!! I could’ve directed you through BK for a shortcut… by that time it was too late anyways! But when I got there I rang the doorbell and there was a pause because her boyfriend didn’t recognize me (yes, granny has a boyfriend LOL) and he was like HELLO!?! I was like it’s ME!! SHIA!! and then here comes my granny peeking her head over to see who it is… then when she see’s me she starts shouting OMGOSH!!! YOU TRICKED ME AGAIN!!! YOU’RE HERE YOU’RE HERE!!! and starts huggin on me like crazy LOL … then I’m like grandma hold on!! i was stuck in traffic and I have got to use the bathroom BAD! Then I took off to release the monster energy drink I was sippin on. By the time I got out the bathroom she had already called started calling family members telling them I was there and calling more! I was like goodness! She told that story like 1000x’s about how I was on the phone with her and she thought I was home in bed and I was on my way the entire time LOL.
You know while I was in NY I had to get some PINKBERRY right!?!? LOL OHHH MAN!! I talked about PINKBERRY as many times as my grandma told the story about how I tricked her. I talked my friend into coming with me to the city to get some… LOL yea I went all the way to Manhattan from Queens… There’s 1 in Queens but it was far enough to where I might as well go to the city anyways… plus I love Manhattan… so anyways, we get there and I’m in heaven… and now he is too! He was talkin about how it can’t be all that great it’s just yogurt and now I’m just laughin, watching his eyes roll in the back of his head while he was eating his yogurt talking about how good it was, and how he’s gonna tell all his friends and PINKBERRY is going to be their new hangout spot. OMGOSH! Soooo the cutest thing!! We were sitting there running our mouths, this guy sits down in front of us w/ his cup of PINKBERRY and he’s sitting with his legs crossed and holding his cup like it’s a child and taking very small bites off his spoon and swinging the foot on top of his crossed legs. He was just looking down at the cup like it was a little baby he was protecting and didn’t want anyone to harm it… It was SO funny!! and you know my LOUD ASS busted out LAUGHIN!!! at him right in his face! I didn’t even care if he saw me or not… that shit was TOO funny… I tapped my friend and showed him and he smerked and was like DAMN! he is savoring the flavor… I kept pointing and laughing at him… Dude was like in a trance, he didn’t even look up, but he knew I was laughin at him cuz he smerked… he just kept eating, and swinging that foot, looking down into his cup like, “don’t worry PINKBERRY you’re safe with me!” BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think he enjoyed me laughing at him! I’m serious… like he smerked and didn’t even care… and the store isn’t all that big so my laugh was echo’ing everyone else was looking around to see what I was laughing at… but he was just in a trance, like… “I know she’s laughing at me PINKBERRY, but you’re so good nothing else matters” It was the cutest thing ever!!! So, my boys in NY and CA you really need to check PINKBERRY out… never know I might be in there ordering a cup . I went to the one in Columbus Circle. I really liked the area and wouldn’t mind living over there. I peeked in the mall across the street. It was nice! Like something from a movie.. they had the Christmas music on and the fake snow machine was on while the lights twinkled. I felt like I was in, “Home Alone” while I was in there. It was really pleasant, but they had these two BIG ASS statues on the main floor and they were NAKED! There was a girl and a guy I walked over to the guy statue and he had a HARD ON!!! BAHAHAHA but he didn’t have much of a penis… it was erect but it was like the size of my thumb… reminded me of some of your little baby dicks! BAHAHAHA they didn’t have to do the statue like that though.. There were kids in the mall, get that statue some pants!!
I left NY saturday, because I felt like traffic was gonna be BRUTAL leaving sunday. I really wanted to leave friday, but my grandma started getting all emo on me so I stayed an extra day. I left at 4:30pm I was supposed to be back in N. Va at 9pm, guess what time I got there? 11:30pm traffic was pissin me the hell off! I will make SURE I will NOT be driving anytime during the holidays again! This is why I get you bitches to pay for my airline tickets… but it was spare of the moment when I left. I just ended up staying at my friend’s house again. We ended up getting frozen yogurt in N.Va it’s not called PINKBERRY because that’s the franchise name and they only have locations in NY and CA so this place is the same thing… just under a diff name. I left N.VA at 2:30 PM I was supposed to get back to Richmond at like 4:30-5pm… guess what time I got home? 7:50pm I was VEXED! Traffic was like a parking lot on i95. We just weren’t movin! I took the backway eventually, if i didn’t take that who knows what time I would’ve got home!!! GOODNESS!
Tuesday, I ended up going to the mall and picking an angel off the tree, actually 2. Most people don’t understand when I tell them about the angels. The angels are kids in shelters and things of that sort, whose parents can’t afford to buy them gifts for Christmas. So, you go pick an angel off the tree and it has on the card what the child wants, their name, age, and sizes for clothes. I picked 2 this year and I wanted older kids this year, why? Because, most people want a younger child, same mentality when people usually adopt kids they always want a younger child and the older children don’t really get picked. So, that was my choice this year. I picked a boy who’s 14, and a girl aged 15. The girl wanted a camera, so I bought her a digital camera off amazon, and the boy wanted a football… but I’m going to make it fair and since I spent $73 on the girls camera I’m gonna spend $73 on the boy (the football was only $12)… so I’m gonna go get him some hoodies or a coat or something… No, I don’t think they’re related, because I made a random selection just by looking at their age, and no I don’t actually get to give the gifts to them. I have to return the card with their info on it to the Salvation Army and they will wrap the gifts there and deliver it to the child. I can’t wrap them because they want to make sure the buyer isn’t giving the child something inappropriate. I was having some anxiety in the store trying to pick out some hoodies for the boy, because I don’t really know what the “kids” are wearing these days, and I don’t really shop for boys. I stick to my own style and really don’t pay anyone else’s any attention. I like my rock, goth, 60’s pinup sexy bad ass look… and I as far as name brands go I know girl shit but not boys. I know it wasn’t that serious and the child probably isn’t as spoiled and stuck up as I am *tehe* and I’m sure they’d appreciate someone just buying them something because they probably weren’t going to get anything at all… but I was really having a hard time, because I wanted it to be good. I was on my sidekick (mobile) on messenger and king lard ass and Princess Jersey offered to help, but you know how frustrated I get so, I just ended up leaving and going home LOL. The gifts aren’t due until next week so I have plenty of time to get something. Weeeeeee
I started my period today, so to my bitch boys and sissies go plug it up! Alrighty, I wrote enough. I need to do some work around the site today. Tah tah for now losers!