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Yea, I’ve been back home for like 3 days now… bah hum bug 
I had a great time in NY. We will be going back soon. I didn’t have the program I use to update my site. I’ve been trying to get it on here with no luck.. grrrr but anyways. Princess Jersey and I went around and did some tourist stuff. Most of you know I was born and raised in NY, but when you live somewhere you usually never take advantage of the sights… so I really felt like a tourist because most of the things we did I never did before 
. I think what stands out the most to me is the ‘Museum of Sex’, it was very interesting and I learned a lot. We had a lot of fun there. They had this video of monkey lovin LOL. The female monkeys actually have sex with each other… lesbian monkeys? COOOOL! It’s a form of bonding between the women it’s called “GG Rub” BAHAHAHAHAHA I love that shit! The male monkeys get jealous and try to break it up LOL sounds like a typical male to meeee!!! Guys always try to get in between some lesbian lovin… but those female monkeys weren’t havin that! They continued GG Rubbin tehe. The GG stands for genital to genital.
I almost maced a homeless guy… that was interesting =x LOL I don’t play that shit when it comes to my personal space… it’s all in an approach… the story is I don’t mind giving a dollar here a dollar there and then out here in VA I have my favorite homeless guy where I usually give him a 5 here and there… and I’m always leaving food out for them so they don’t have to dig through the garbage… but in NY EVERYONE has their fuckin hand out with a cup in it… everywhere you turn so by the time you give this person and that person $1 you don’t have shit left for yourself… but anyways, I was meeting up with Princess Jersey our first night so we can walk down to Times Square and have dinner… Yea, I would’ve taken a cabby but I didn’t want to. I wanted to explore the city for myself, plus she wasn’t that far down from me… well, I got lost LOL not really I just thought I was. So, I get frustrated REALLY easily and I was like fuck this I’mma take a cab and I’ll meet with you… she was on the phone lookin at google earth trying to direct me… but i went in the bank and it closes you in the room… you know what I’m talkin about… where no one can get in unless they have their bank card… Well anyways, I take out some money to catch a cab ride and this homeless guy sees me in there and RUSHES over… like he threw his hands up in the air and was waving them like he was stranded on a deserted island… like HELP! but seeing me it was like, “YEA! SHE’LL HELP ME!”… and I was like HELLLL NO!!! Because you don’t do that shit… like I said… it’s all in an approach… so, that immediately fired off some neurons and released some adrenaline and I whipped out my mace but sat in the room and wasn’t movin until he moved… THAT MOFO would NOT go anywhere… So, I’m on the phone with Princess Jersey and I’m like I’m about to mace this bitch if he comes near me! She’s on the phone like, “What’s goin on? What’s he doing?” So, I’m PISSED! Like. “I wish this motherfucker would move from the damn door”… he just stood there and would NOT move like he was campin out! So, anyways this lady comes in to get her money out of the ATM and he comes rushing in towards me… mind you my finger is on the mace trigger and he just starts talkin crazy… so I start yelling at his ass BAHAHAHAHA It was a sight to see… but I left and he didn’t get maced because he saw how angry I was and backed off a lil.
We had some adventures there, we sessioned, went to see my granny and Princess Jersey had soul food for the first time BAHAHAHAHA you should’ve seen her face eating candied yams and collard greens LOL SO CUTE! She didn’t like them, because she’s a picky ass eater but I sure did! There’s nothin like granny’s cookin … Princess Jersey also rode the subway for the first time, and I rode it for the first time without a chaperon to guide me… the first time I was going in the wrong direction, but after that I got it together… I went to the village with my best-friend who lives out there… the village was WACK! I didn’t see any freaky people walkin around… that’s what I wanted to see… I was on the streets screamin… “WHERE THE FREAKS AT?!?!” LOL So, I got some raised eyebrows of course… and some pervs that got screamed on… but no goth people walkin around… but I did see one sissy strutting his stuff, and when he was walkin I screamed, “WORRRRRRRRRRRK!” which made him twitch even harder BAHAHAHAHA. I had ‘Pinkberry’ for the first time and LOVED it!!! I’ve been just dying to get it because one of my favorite youtube guy is always eating it talking about how great it is… and it was! So, I was telling Princess Jersey about it and she immediately had to have it… so we hunted one down and she loved it! It’s frozen yogurt, it kinda taste like ice cream but it’s yogurt and it’s fat free, weeeeeeeee! Hmm… I’m basically trying to sum up what was done… Princess Jersey and I had a pillow fight… and we wrestled… OMGOSH! I think this girl watches too much WWE or something she had some MOVES!!! I couldn’t stop laughing because I was like, “WTF ARE YOU DOING?” Who would know how to pin someone down like that? Like seriously! Go buy the wrestling clip I posted up on my clips4sale… that shit was hillarious! Then I finally got her ass… I’m the type of person if you tell me to give up that only forces me to keep doing more *waves* HI HATERS!… but she told me to tap out and I wasn’t havin that… so I got out of her ‘professional pin move’ and pinned her ass down with my knees on her elbows lookin down laughin at her…. she spanked my ass so I grabbed her boobs BAHAHA that shit was FUN! Go get the clip! Even though we walked like 20miles/day discovering shit.. and our feet were HURT there was always some footboy to session to nurse our feet back to wellness… Overall, I had a good time and we MUST do it again! Tah Tah for now losers!
I know too much about him… he should be scared and crawl back at my feet soon tehe…