It’s funny how…

July 18th, 2010

You want something so bad, and then when you get it you just don’t want it anymore. Or is it just me? Well, at least that’s how I’m feeling at the moment.

Just because I haven’t posted a blog in a while, doesn’t mean I’ve vanished FYI. I’m still on YIM, etc. I’m just a human mood ring. I pretty much do what I want, if I “feel” like doing it. But I constantly state that I’m always around. Some of you all just don’t get it. I also know, that some of you all just like to read my rants. I haven’t felt like sharing much in blog form. Everything has mainly been on twitter. If you aren’t following me there, then you’ve missed out. I switched servers twice in a month. Princess Jersey gave godaddy rave reviews & I cursed her for it (that’s how I show her love :P ). They SUCKED! I couldn’t figure out how to get my blog up for the life of me. I had two boys log in to my account to see what I was doing wrong. I know these boys work as IT’s, and they couldn’t figure the shit out either.

If you’re following me on twitter, you should know I asked a question “If you get someone an expensive gift, should they do a simple service for free?” Or some shit like that… So here’s the story. In April, I think? My friend opened her own nail salon/spa. My girlfriend and I got her an expensive coffee maker. A Keurig to be exact. (I feel like I told this story already but I can’t find it in any of my blogs. So, maybe not?)  It was like a “house warming” gift. Did she show enthusiasm? Not really. Honestly, I don’t think she knew what it was (like all the settings, etc.). It annoyed me because I could have spent the money on myself. The customer who’s nails she was doing was WAY excited when she saw it. Since she was going for a more spa like salon vs. the “typical Asian nail salon” (her words not mine), I got her the Keurig. Another spa I frequent has one, and I love having the option of making whatever beverage I want while I wait. So, I was being more practical than anything. Long story short, I’ve been going to her for several years getting my eyebrows done. I always tip her $5 when getting my eyebrows done is $8. (I know I told this damn story. I don’t know where it is, but I know I’ve told it… grrrr!!) Anyway, she charged me for my eyebrows and I felt some type of way about that. Yea, it was a small $8 fee, but I still felt some type of way. Anyway, after 3 months of not going back she JUST sent me an email saying she’s been so busy and that my gf & I should come in and get our eyebrows & toes done for free… ummm no thanks! It’s too late for that.

Anyways, I’m annoyed that I know I posted the parts of the previous story before and can’t find it. I’ll write more later. Tah tah for now losers

apparently…

July 8th, 2010

Apparently I’m over due for a blog update… welp! Here ya go! :P

some bills are due!

May 15th, 2010

Who’s gonna be the lucky boy to pay them?

I’m trying…

May 15th, 2010

To figure out how to get my blog back up. So, hopefully I’ll find out soon. I know you all miss my stories :)

Hello world!

May 4th, 2010

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added 2 videos to NF

April 15th, 2010

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ass peeper

ASS PEEPER

Watch my ass shake! Watch my ass move to the music. Each wiggle  draws you in, more and more! The ass bouncing in this one is almost hypnotizing. Hooking you with ass bait!

Price: $9.99 USD
Length: 4 minutes
Format: WMV
Category: ASS SHAKING

boompows

BOOMPOWS

Teasing you in my favorite bra! How can you resist? You’ll instantly fall to your knees and at my feet; ready and willing to serve. This video will weaken your mind, making you my money spending zombie boy!

Price: $14.99 USD
Length: 7 minutes
Format: WMV
Category: TEASE & DENIAL
For more videos go to http://brattycashprincess.com/nfvideos/

New Clips

April 11th, 2010

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The Lewinsky scandal reiterated, & the TOP 5!

April 10th, 2010

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The weekend has arrived! *screams like Justin Bieber just came out to perform* For most people that means, “PARRRRRR-TAY!” For me that means relaxation time. I’m not a party girl. Although I do recall some moments, *cough* or not recall some moments of wild outbursts (dancing on bars, making out with random chicks and such), but that’s either here nor there! My girlfriend got a text message from one of our mutual friends, who went out to the club. She decided to wear the dress she was so excited about! She was having a good time while dancing with some boys.

*Side Note* I do NOT, nor will I probably ever dance with a guy in the club! It’s GROSS!! They just want to rub their nasty little pricks on some random chick’s ass! They can dance with me… FROM A DISTANCE!! From across the room, they can pretend their dancing with me! The only time you will catch me dancing with a guy at the club is, IF HE’S GAY!! Chances are I’m either dancing with a girl, (which is FUN might I add *winks*) OR I’m dancing by myself!! I actually have waaaaay more fun dancing by myself than with other people. I will find a mirror in a heartbeat, and start seducing myself without a care! You can look all you want to, but you BET NOT come behind me tryna grind! OH NO!! I give those boys the DEATH STARE! I instantly stop dancing, look them up, like “bitch PLEASE!” Then down like, ”walk AWAY!” Then continue to stare in their face like I smelled shit, until they just move on to the next bubble butt chick. I’ll act like nothing ever happened and continue dancing, by my GOT DAMN SELF! Forreal ;) *End Note*

Back to the friend, she probably was dancing all freak nasty with some guy! She said he made this grunt noise, she turned around to look and he had his dick out! She touched her ass and had cum all over her dress. I’m sorry, but you know I threw my head back and laughed right? Friend or NOT! I wasn’t holding that in for nothing! I said to my girlfriend, lap dances at the strip club are like $20, this mofo got off for FREE!!! DUMB CHICKS!

Speaking of dumb chicks and strip clubs, this chick on niteflirt had to feel my “mean streak” fury. I sent out my paid mails, and get this reply from a female (I could tell by the name). I immediate had my face all set like, “what does THIS bitch want?” I read the email and she replied saying, “Send it to someone else, because I don’t want ya!” Umm… that comment made my blood feel like it was boiling! #1 STANK HOE, I don’t want ya either. #2 In order for you to get my paid mails, that means you clicked on one of my buttons. #3 If you clicked on one of my buttons, and you’re not a sub, then that means you were being a NOSEY STANK HOE. My reply? Subject: Ok so how about this… Body: Since you “don’t want me”. YOU stop clicking on my links, and then you won’t get anymore of my email notifications!! How about that!! Quit being a nosey, stalking hoe and take your ass back to the strip club and lose some weight while you’re at it. BYEEEE!!! *BLOCKED*

I’m so sick of these chicks. If they aren’t copying me, they’re trying to talk shit. Bitch, you’re GOING to RESPECT me! I’ve been in this game, way before they posted the bulletin on the strip club news board that had all the chickens flocking online!

How you gone be talkin’ shit?
You act like I just got up in it
Been the number one diva in this game for a minute – (Beyonce)

Seriously, if you’re going to copy me, I’m going to need you to apologize if you get caught and not get all defensive. All of this, NO PERMISSION, NO ASKING! Bitch cut me a damn check! I want my royalties!!! All of this right-click, copy, paste and putting your name on it, has got to stop! I WANT MY DAMN ROYALITIES!

@RevRunWisdom: Be yourself, everyone else is already taken! – (Wilde)

This rant inspired my TOP 5 Reasons these hoes need to have a seat! So here goes…

Top 5 – HOE HAVE A SEAT!

#5 – If you’re unoriginal, and are a duplication expert, HOE HAVE A SEAT! There are some girls, especially on clips4sale that will see a clip idea that you’ve done and decide… “hmmm, I like that!” They then shoot the exact same clip, and broadcast it as if their own original idea. SITCHOASS! It’s one thing to be inspired, but to blatantly copy is just downright infringement!  

#4 – If you have to read from a script when domming, then I’m going to need you to more convincing! HOE PLEASE HAVE A SEAT! There have been some girls posting videos on YouTube. They are so damn monotone, and you can see their eyes going left to right. It’s almost like you want them to keep going, because it’s pure COMEDY! SITCHOASS, but no seriously, keep recording, I can use a good laugh!

#3 – If you have to steal boys from another domme, because she is getting BANK! HOE HAVE A SEAT! This is just a pathetic action on your part! If you can’t find boys of your own, I suggest you get offline! If she’s getting money from a boy that doesn’t mean, you can do the same!! *sings* Broke bitches… BE QUIET! Paid bitches… MAKE NOIIIIISE!!

#2 – If you have to hang sheets on your windows for “curtains”, I suggest you stop lying to everyone on the internet how “spoiled” you are by your boys. HOE HAVE A SEAT! SITCHOASS! And PLEASE STOP LYIIIINN!!! You know we can see your background right? As a female, I’m going to analyze EVERRRYTHING!! The boys might be looking at tits and ass, but I’m checking out what’s in the background!

#1 – If you have a big ass HOLE in your wall, in your prior clips and then try to cover it up with a POSTER in your more recent clips, I suggest you take down the text in your store that says you’re a “money hungry domme”! HOE HAVE A SEAT and call someone to fix your fucking WALL! These bitches never cease to amaze me!! *side note* I was like WOWW!! RRRREALLY?!?! Big ass fonts in her store talking about money hungry princess spoiled etc.

*BONUS* If you have dirty laundry in your room, PLEASE!! DO NOT make a clip standing next to it!! Doing all kinds of acrobats and up and down booty motions like we can’t see the dirty laundry beside you! You could have picked another spot to film, boo! Hoe PLEASE have a seat!

Dear lord please give these chicks a clue AMEN

The boy that I played the gift game with just messaged me and said that, “I’m nice” to him BAHAHAHA! Yes, I’m nice because I take from you and you thank me!! Yesterday, onlygood4$ signed online and sent me $225 and I only spoke to him 30 minutes because we both had to go. I think his week total is $1450? Hmm.. bleh! tah tah for now!

WHO’S WAITING!?!?

April 9th, 2010

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BAHAHAHAHA I love this damn commercial, thought I’d share! Updates later bitches!! Send money while I enjoy the beautiful day! Don’t know where to send?

http://brattycashprincess.com/spoiled.php Surprise me!

New Clips

April 7th, 2010

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